Frazzled Fridays

Is is just me, or does everybody slip effortlessly into being completely retarded on Fridays? Despite my excitement about the upcoming weekend, I feel like a total fugtard today. Completely unable to focus on the things I need to get done, I have resorted to BLOGGING, which was rated on the New York Times' 100 Most Retarded Ways to Waste Your Time While Bolstering Self-Importance scale in 2009. Quite impressive.

So I've resorted to searching for puppies on Pe

tfinder.com, clicking "refresh" on FB, and harassing my coworkers. I told my boss this morning "I'm going to get so much done you're not even going to know it!" Which is clearly a completely incoherent statement, and is also truer than I had planned on it being.

Today's Accomplishments: 100' SS (70' upcoming), eating an entire bag of pita chips as a "snack," not calling in sick despite my deepest desires.

Today's Jam: "Still Not a Player" by Big Pun...(shoutout to Colleen!!! WHAT WHAAAT MOTHAFUCKA)

Today's Photo of the day (Snatched illicitly from somewhere on the www):

Obama meets the newest Junior Senator; and his successor to the Oval Office.

Today's Link: Most Amazing Craigslist Ad Up In Here!

Another Gem: I like that this came up on PostSecret, because sorry buddy, but I'm guessing your knockers are a littttle biiit less of a secret than you think they are...

-Yours truly, Gooooglie